woman-of-wonder:

frottage-cheese:

My idea of heaven consists of all the things I would go to hell for.

This is actually the most accurate thing I’ve seen all day

(Source: enochnochjoke, via f0rever-annd-always)

mileyhighrus:

i could never be a politician because every time it was my turn to talk in a debate it would start off with “listen you fucking prick” like idk how these people don’t do this

(via f0rever-annd-always)

halloscream:

scareeps:

what r u supposed to do when someone hits on u

hit them back, it’s called self defense you lil dweeb, do u even lift?

(Source: drarna, via f0rever-annd-always)

• Them: Doesn't reply
• Me: I regret this
• Me: I regret everything
• Me: I regret my whole life
• Me: I regret every tiny atom from every star from every corner of the galaxy that crash-landed on this earth and created the prehistoric aquatic organism that was my first multicellular ancestor

• me: im happy
• *thinks about life for 2.7 seconds*
• me: im sad

I’m so tired of feeling like i have to run after everything i care for

but no one ever chases after me. I’m tired of putting in all the work in all my friendships and relationships and feeling like no one else can put in any effort. But whatever.